Total Medals Earned: 639 (From 97 different games.) Total Medal Score: 10,795 Points
Medals Earned: 5/30 (25/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 8/10 (350/500 points)
Being eaten by dog
Being killed by spikes
Find sixth ending.
Find second ending.
Being crushed by Bigfoot.
Find fifth ending.
Find fourth ending
Find third ending
Find first ending.
Find all endings
Medals Earned: 3/4 (35/40 points)
Ban him at 500 + MPH
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Activated Wade mode
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/90 points)
Find the rocket ship.
Find the camp.
Get a career.
Find the secret temple.
Medals Earned: 12/25 (295/885 points)
Reach 40,000 Distance.
Get your team to level 5.
Reach 400 Speed.
Reach 100,000 Distance.
Get your team to level 10.
Reach 600 Speed.
[?], [?], [?], [?], Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start...
Reach 700 Speed.
Reach 200,000 Distance.
Get your team to level 15.
Get your team to level 20
Get your team to level 25.
Get 6 Challenge Medals.
Get 9 Challenge Medals.
Get 12 Challenge Medals.
One is Silver and the other's Gold...
Geek ain't no dev'...
Girls around the world...
Rough way back...
Get 15 Challenge Medals
Reach 350,000 Distance.
Reach 800 Speed.
Reach 500,000 Distance.
Reach 900 Speed.
Get 18 Challenge Medals.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/70 points)
Activate both cores of Planet I.
Activate both cores of Planet II.
Activate all four cores and reconnect the data beam.
Medals Earned: 13/17 (295/495 points)
Spend your first Talent Point.
Spend some rubies in the ugrade menu.
Play through the intro.
Defeat the first boss.
Fully upgrade your hero talents.
Have at least 4000 rubies when you enter the upgrade menu.
Fully upgrade your assault rifle.
Fully upgrade your bazooka.
Defeat the second boss.
Fully upgrade your sniper rifle.
Beat the final boss on beginner.
Defeat the third boss.
Fully upgrade all your weapons.
Unlock the secret companion cube.
Unlock the secret robot unicorn.
Beat all the waves on endless mode.
Beat the final boss on hard.
Medals Earned: 7/10 (75/275 points)
K.O a goblin by crushing it!
Burn a bale of hay
Unlock all arrow types
Rescue your first civilian
K.O your first goblin in battle!
Earn 30 stars
Drop a chandelier onto a goblin
Take out every single goblin
Rescure every civilian
Earn all 90 stars
Medals Earned: 9/12 (115/250 points)
Toss 1 enemy out ouf stage!
Toss a peasant in the depth!
Hit 1 enemy's head with a bomb!
Hit 1 peasant's head with a bomb!
Finish level 17 with using only 1 bomb!
Finish level 11 with using 2 bombs at most!
Hit 10 enemy in the head with bomb!
Hit 10 peasant in the head with bomb!
Toss 10 enemies out of stage!
Finish level 22 with using only 1 bomb!
Blow up an enemy without using a rocket on level 7!
Complete all 36 levels with 3 stars!
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/390 points)
Beat the crap out of the first opponent!
Beat the crap out of the second opponent!
Beat the crap out of the third opponent!
Smash a lucky gummy in each of the 4 zones!
Break through the giant safe and retrieve your wallet!
Travel a minimum of 15,000 meters in "Survival" mode!
Upgrade everything to the max!
Complete all missions!
